doggie decadence 101

To all pooches out there: Make sure you pick the best spot and make it yours!




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Kim can't help it!

Another bum joke

Pearilicious!

chew chew chew slobber slobber slobber... ...

watch it, you old witch, i'm gonna chew holes in your underwear
for taking such an unflattering pic of me and humiliating me with it!
you watch your back, you BIG ASS witch!

Kim continues to vent her frustrations on the undies...

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snooze time!

as you all know, i'm a decadent pooch and i indulge excessively
in extensive snooze-time.

usually, i'll snooze on the couch.
but when it gets too warm,
i'll adjourn to the marble floor to cool my belly.

another place that i lurve having my siesta
is on The Owner's ever-growing belly!

sometimes, i get jolted up by some strange movements...

oh well...



yawn... i wonder why The Owner's usually flat tummy has swelled up.

Watever!

at least i've another lovely place to snooze...

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Captain Underpants!!!!!!!

i know you can't help but grin when you see Kim in her undies...
it's quite hilarious actually... she looks like an Ah Meng wearing undies.
she truly hates wearing them. she'll hide in a corner or sneak under the couch
to try to yank the undies off!

Let's try to be nice to her to tide her over this tough period of time.

Muah hahahah!!! *the owner hids under a blanket to muffle her laughs*




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Frumpy puff-ball alert!

i don't mind lookin' frumpy and puffy but The Owner insists on
bringing me to the groomers every 3 months!

there, i'll be subjected to a long, harsh stripping session where my kind and gentle
stylist will hand strip my fur.

it's not the regular cut and shave that most mutts go for.

you see, westies need to be stripped, u know... stripped like how you pluck a chicken?

this way, our fur will be coarse and harsh the way that a westie's supposed to look!

owners out there, if you wanna leave your pooch at the nice groomers and then grab a bite or do some shopping and claim free parking, ask The Owner where she brings me...

i'm not too sure myself!

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Alien Mutt got the Mu